If you asked someone that knew me “what is Ethite like?”, you’d probably hear a plethora of opinions and anecdotes both flattering and derogatory. Sometimes those derogatory things I’ll also find unduly flattering, but most importantly you might hear that I have strong opinions, and that I’m prone to plugging these with the unbridled vivacity at the most inappropriate times. I’m better known as the guy that tried to sell the idea of space combat to BioWare during Qui Gon’s funeral, and that’s why I’m here today; to promote space combat with the vigour of a Zeltron after consuming an aphrodesiac-laced ruby bliels.
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Fallenchicken’s five fan fiction faults
Hello everyone! My name if Fallenchicken, some of you may know me as conservative commentator Bill O' Reilly (I'm not really Bill O' Reilly. Please don't… MORE
Space combat: tough guys only
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Fallenchicken’s five fan fiction faults
September 1st, 2010 | By ProphetHello everyone! My name if Fallenchicken, some of you may know me as conservative commentator Bill O’ Reilly (I’m not really Bill O’ Reilly. Please don’t sue me, Bill). It has come to my attention that fan fiction sucks. I don’t know if it’s because the people who write it suck — actually I think that’s it. Here are the 5 commandments of fan fiction, according to me, and according Jesus. MORE »
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